Comments on: Florida Must Act Now: Keep Women 1,000 Feet Away from Alligators https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/ Reforming Florida’s Sex Offender Registry Laws Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:15:46 +0000 hourly 1 By: FAC-3 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-2/#comment-74693 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:15:46 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74693 In reply to Jim S.

We can get them to read it. Just share a link to the article with them!

]]> By: Jim S https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-2/#comment-74692 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:12:24 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74692 this gave me a really good laugh, thank you FAC very well said. Too bad you can’t get the politicians to read this & see the handwriting on the wall about all the ludicrous laws they are getting passed & the harm it is causing??

]]> By: tearfuleagle https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-2/#comment-74688 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:58:00 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74688 FAC thank you for this. I needed a good laugh as tomorrow I go report in and always filled with Anxiety. Some would say “oh this is just ridiculous idea” while i would agree, so is the law that goes into effect 13 hours lol .

Well done FAC

]]> By: No end https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-2/#comment-74685 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:28:40 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74685 This is great lol. This is my type of smart a** humor.

]]> By: FactsShouldMatter https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-74684 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:22:03 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74684 Better yet, if we already had an “alligator registry” in place this woman would still be alive today, right? I mean, aren’t they supposed to leave their lights off beside their lily pads to warn against swimming in that area? I’m outraged that is not the law already. I’m shocked I tell you! Why can’t I download that mean alligator locator app yet?

We needed a pit bull and alligator registry yesterday! Because you know that is the fist line of defense and the “gold standard” in public safety tools! OR… we could just make a “wildlife registry” for all Florida Men and I’m sure that would keep them from hanging out in Waffle House parking lots.

]]> By: Truth https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-74683 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 13:22:12 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74683 Get this done!

]]> By: obvious answers https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-74680 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 12:08:08 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74680 Fantastic

]]> By: BWJ https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-74679 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 12:07:42 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74679 Nice satire. Politicians won’t understand, but they’ll make sure women can’t vote.

]]> By: anonymous https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-74678 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 12:05:40 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74678 I have an uncle that was once bitten by a crow. I think no one who is an uncle should live within 1000 feet of birds. In Miami it should be 2500 feet.

]]> By: Just Sayin https://floridaactioncommittee.org/florida-must-act-now-keep-women-1000-feet-away-from-alligators/comment-page-1/#comment-74677 Tue, 30 Jun 2026 11:59:18 +0000 https://floridaactioncommittee.org/?p=27574#comment-74677 Brilliant!

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