A couple of years ago we put up a post called “Halloween is behind us” which cited a 2008, Department of Justice research study that found Children are far more likely to be struck by a car on Halloween than be assaulted. As I do, in November of every year, I perform a quick post mortem on the holiday to identify the tragedies that took place during the recent holiday in order to validate the statistics.

Sadly, this year there were kids struck by cars while trick or treating, such as this 11-year-old was killed in Atlanta. There was also a sewing needle found in candy in Ohio. And, getting my blood really boiling, there was also a registrant in Utah that exposed himself to trick-or-treaters by answering his door naked.

Of these three tragedies, two are extremely, extremely rare occurrences and one is quite common. Can you guess which one? If you watched the news and saw all the warnings, you’d think it was the third, but no. Not even by a long shot.

In an article that came out just last week a University of Delaware sociology professor, who had researched the topic for nearly 40 years,  found virtually no evidence that anyone sets out to trick or harm kids by putting razor blades, needles, poison or drugs into Halloween candy. …and then this happens!  For years we’ve been challenging readers to identify just one incident of a sexual assault perpetrated by a registrant on Halloween… and then this happens!

As angry as I was to read about all these true Halloween horrors, I was particularly disappointed with the registrant one because I knew that would be the one to drive legislators to create some new law to punish us. There might as well be 10,000 kids struck by cars each Halloween and nobody is going to put a ban on non-emergency vehicle traffic “if it saves just one life”, but because of this one idiot, millions of families will spend this holiday each year on house arrest, lights out and afraid for a knock on the door.

Then I thought about it…

In risk assessment and most actuarial instruments, there’s no such thing as zero or 100% because there are no absolutes.  A 100% chance is an absolute certainty. A 0% chance is an absolute impossibility. There is no way possible for someone to prove definitively that something will or will not ever happen. Could someone get struck by lightning minutes after winning the Powerball? It might have never happened to date, but it could. What about that old saying about ‘the only things that are certain are death and taxes’? Isn’t death an absolute? We believe so, but is it possible that scientists come up with some gene altering technology that can program a person’s DNA to never age? (If you ask some people, they think the likelihood of that happening is greater than the lightning-struck lottery winner).

So we are stuck with probabilities, the relative frequency of a random event occurring. When you consider the probability of your child getting struck by a car while trick-or-treating vs. the probability of your child getting sexually assaulted by someone on the registry, the chances are incomparable. So why aren’t there more articles reminding parents to teach their children to stay on the sidewalks when trick-or-treating and why aren’t there laws preventing anyone with a DUI, speeding ticket or other traffic violation from driving on Halloween?

 

 

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